Losowe angielskie dowcipy

Hikers meet headhunters ->

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter. The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the fore... [cały ->]

Trick or Treat! ->

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get ... [cały ->]

Blonde orders a drink ->

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender... Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" ... [cały ->]

Wanna Hear A Polish Joke? ->

Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the worlds's worst Polish Joke?" #2 says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-r... [cały ->]

OH MY GOD! ->

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York ... [cały ->]

The Enterprise/Toilet Paper ->

Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common? A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!... [cały ->]

Uncommon Perversions ->

A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted. "What sort of perve... [cały ->]

Why me!?! ->

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citatio... [cały ->]

The Blonde Potatoe ->

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potatoe sacks. The cop runs in after them,... [cały ->]

Thor the God of Love ->

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at hi... [cały ->]

Genie bottle ->

A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 beautiful naked women. Walking back inside he sees... [cały ->]

Little Red Man ->

There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little red street in a little red town. Now this little red man wanted to take a little red shower so he put his little red towel on the little red towel rack. Just as he was about to ge... [cały ->]